i’m watching cops right now. it’s in nashville and it involves a strange set of couples. right now a woman has called the cops to have them remove her ex-husband and ex-boyfriend from her front yard. sounded simple enough except for the fact that the ex-husband was living at the house till that morning when she apparently decided to kick him out while he was at work. of course, the ex-wife never actually told her ex-husband that she was kicking him out of the house. thus the ex-husband was standing in the front yard waiting for the ex-wife to arrive back to what he thought was their home because he had assumed that the only reason he couldn’t get into the house was because something was wrong with his key. nothing was wrong with his key, the ex-wife had changed the locks in order to keep him out of the house that he still thought he was living in.
during the conversation with the cops they found out that the ex-husband was actually husband number 3, 5, and 7 (he had been married to her three times and divorced three times and had been living with her until the change of door locks). in trying to figure out what in the world was going on the cops discovered that the male in the car with the woman was her brand new fiance, who just so happened to be another ex-husband (he had been husband number 4). the ex-boyfriend who had been watching the whole thing never really said where he fit in but i got the impression that he was the boyfriend sometime after husbands number 3, 5, or 7 (all of whom ironically were the same guy who had just so happened to be living with her until earlier that morning). the whole thing was very confusing to me.
where is doctor phil when you need him?