Pam and I do our giving to Tapestry electronically. Each month when I fill in the info on our giving I use the memo to say something stupid to Adam, the member of the Leadership Team who graciously serves as the church’s accountant. This month I decided to copy and pate a joke for him. I think I might start doing this every month. It beats just making up stupid statements concerning how awesome Adam is, which is my normal response.
If you are curious here’s the joke (don’t read this Adam because it will ruin the memo for you and I know how much you look forward to them).
A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender asks, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?”
The guy says, “You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had.”
The bartender asks, “What do you have?”
The guy says, “75 cents.”