warm heart

as much as i love her i have to publicly proclaim that pam, my wife, has the coldest hands on earth. at the dinner table today she reached over and touched my arm and i literally jumped. brrr chill.

i love you my little ice princess.

tax day

it’s the day to send in your tax forms. therefore, i though i would post a little tax trivia.

  • in 2005, americans will work 70 days to afford their federal taxes and 37 more days to afford state and local taxes. on average, everything earned by the typical american taxpayer from january 1st, through april 17th, went to the federal, local and state governments.
    everything you earn starting april 18 is yours.
    unless you get a raise…

  • the gettysburg address is 269 words, the declaration of independence is 1,337 words, and the holy bible is only 773,000 words. however, the tax law has grown from 11,400 words in 1913, to over 7 million words today.
  • there are at least 480 different tax forms, each with many pages of instructions. even the easiest form, the 1040e has 33 pages in instructions, and all in fine print.
  • the irs sends out 8 billion pages of forms and instructions each year. laid end to end, they would stretch 28 times around the earth.
  • nearly 300,000 trees are cut down yearly to produce the paper for all the irs forms and instructions. the total number of computers thrown out the window, or kicked with a frustrated foot is unknown.
  • american taxpayers spend $200 billion and 5.4 billion hours working to comply with federal taxes each year, more than it takes to produce every car, truck, and van in the united states.
  • the irs employs 114,000 people; that’s twice as many as the cia and five times more than the fbi.
  • 60% of taxpayers must hire a professional to get through their own return.
  • taxes eat up nearly 40% of the average family’s income; that’s more than for food, clothing and shelter combined.

blockbuster

i have to confess something. actually i’m not sure that “confess” is the right word since i’m not really sure that what i need to tell you is evil. still it is definitely devious. ii have started a new habit … hiding movies at blockbuster. i find a new movie that i know pam and i desire to watch but that i’m sure will be all checked out in the next few days and then hide that movie behind another movie that will remind me of it. this past weekend i hide “spanglish” behind a spanish documentary (btw, “spanglish” was an excellent movie though nothing like it’s trailer which made it look like a romantic comedy – which it wasn’t). my plan worked perfectly. i walked up to the spanish documentary, grabbed my copy of “spanglish” and checked out the only copy of “spanglish” in the store.

i was so pleased by my new strategy that today i hide a copy of “hotel rwanda. of course, “hotel rwanda” is no ordinary movie. it’s one of those movies that everyone should watch and by hiding it i may have assured that someone doesn’t get to watch the movie. i’m really evil.

the view – april 13, 2005

restorationjunk
wednesday night at the view we shared stories of our visit with our friends at the beautiful feet church of fort worth, texas. we told these stories from two places in the back that had been set up to convey some of the meaning we experienced. so much of what we experienced at beautiful feet was about the restoration of lives and the junk that we humans need to be “saved” from. so we set up two stations for people to speak from. first was a station that was composed of “junk” – many of the people who went to beautiful feet went to this station to express the junk that they realized was in their lives and the junk that they had seen there that was separating people from GOD. the second station was a station of restoration and it had physical reminders of some of the physical work that we have seen done at beautiful feet – many people went to this station to talk about the change that they saw GOD make in their own lives and other people’s lives.

overall, it was a cool night. i loved hearing the kids and adults talk with such depth. they weren’t saying “oh it made me thankful for all i have”. no they came away saying “the homeless men and women were just like me – they had the same needs that i do.” it was great.

if JESUS be lifted up

i’m pretty excited about what we are going to try and do this coming sunday. as you may or may not know this coming sunday is earth day. for some reason years ago some evangelical leaders most have gotten together and decided that we CHRISTians aren’t supposed to care about the earth and therefore we have given the whole ecological movement over to others. this means that earth day in baton rouge is mixed up with a random new age labyrinth project (labyrinths aren’t new age – i love them – but the vision behind this project is not CHRIST centered) and metaphysical alternative healing sources (touch therapy, aurora reading, etc. typically there is quite a bit of not necessarily CHRIST-friendly stuff surrounding some earth day celebrations.

when i heard about the events or baton rouge’s earth day on the radio i had a sudden desire to be a part of the event. so i called the contact person and asked if we could be a part of the “alternative healing” booths. the alternative healing section is where you go to learn about different strategies for healing. this means “healing” tecniques such as vibrational therapy, acupuncture, hypnotherapy, healing touch, reiki, herbal remedies, aromatherapy, nikken magnetic therapy. so i aksed the contact lady if we could join the “alternative healing” section of the event. i explained to her was that within the CHRISTian tradition there is a long history of praying for the healing of individuals and washing people’s feet. i asked if we could set up a booth among all the other “healing” booths simply for the purpose of praying for people who ask for it and washing their feet. i promised we wouldn’t try to push anything on anyone and would not ask for or accept donations and that all we wanted to do was praying for people in the name of JESUS asking for their healing.

i seem to remember JESUS saying in scripture that if HE is lifted up that HE will draw all people to HIMSELF. so if we could go and pray for people and thus lift HIM up in the midst of earth day then HE would accomplish something good. we wouldn’t have to be obnoxious or forceful or anything like that for something good to happen. GOD would simply take care of what needed to happen just by us being there to pray for people.

the contact person said she liked the idea and would probably come and let us pray for her but that allowing us to come and do that was not her decision so she would pass it down the line. yesterday i received another call asking more questions. that person’s response was also positive but they said they couldn’t make the final decision. so right now i’m still in limbo waiting and hoping that this sunday we will get to be in the midst of 40,000 people praying for individuals and trusting GOD to be GOD in their lives. i really hope we get to do this.

SIDE NOTE – please don’t read this as an anti-earth day post. i believe GOD created the earth and therefore it is special and sacred and should be taken care of. if i remember right that was the first job given to humanity … to take care of what GOD had created. earth day is pretty cool and most of the people involved have no problem with CHRISTianity. we evangelicals have just dropped the ball on the environment and therefore earth day is not the normal place to find us. it should be though.

they’re wearing what?

i love driving my kids home after school. we always have the best conversations in my truck on our way back home. today we were talking about various normal things on our normal route home when adam said something that freaked me out. he asked one simple question … “dad, why are there men on top of the shenandoah elementary school roof wearing white robes and putting on white hoods?” i slammed on my brakes and screamed “they were wearing what?”

as a group the klu klux klann simply infuriates me. we live in a world that has plenty of evil in it but the k.k.k. is one of the groups that drives me the craziest. to my knowledge i don’t actually know anybody in the k.k.k. and i’ve never had any first hand experience with them but that group just causes my blood to boil. maybe it’s because the first church i ever worked at was a black church. maybe it’s that they take the image of my faith and turn it into an image of hate. maybe it’s the fact that i believe treating someone created in the image of GOD as inferior is one of the worst things you can ever do. whatever the reason the the k.k.k. infuriates me and thus hearing adam’s description of what the people on the roof were wearing i had to do something. i did a “u”ie and headed back to the school to face the vermin.

i’m not real sure what i thought i was going to do. i mean i had my kids with me. really, it’s not like i could have said “leave this place or i’m going to make you leave, only please leave my kids out of this.” of course, i wasn’t thinking real straight. all i knew was that evil was visibly present in my neighborhood and i had to do something about it. i sped back to the school blind with rage. i was so blind in fact that i turned in the wrong direction of the one-way school parking lot. it was in that parking lot that i saw my enemy.

did you know that painters often wear white coveralls and white hats? it appears that shenandoah elementary’s awning is being painted and there are a bunch of painters dressed in white working on the roof. i really don’t think the painters appreciated me yelling at them but i was still blind with rage.

i’m a dancing machine, dancing machine, watch me get down, watch me get down, with a toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, watch me get down!

barnes and noblei’m very excited over the fact that i’m going to get the chance to go to philadelphia in october and spend some time with the folks at the simple way. the simple way is a church that is based on the concept of community. many of the folks at the simple way live together at the church, work together, and all of them are consciously involved in each other’s lives during the week. it’s a new type of monasticism. ever since i heard the story of the beginning of their church (it’s an incredible story that i will try to link to if i can find it) i’ve been wanting to spend some time getting to know the folks at the simple way. now i’ll get that chance.

so i have my wife’s consent (she wouldn’t call it “consent” but i do), i have the time on the church calendar, and i think i’ll have the money necessary to get to phillie. now i just have to wait for the time and do some reading preparing to enter into a discourse with them. i can’t wait.

on a family note i would like to report that i love my boys. saturday i took them to barnes and noble to buy some new reading material. while there we all went to the kids section for a little while (i have to admit that i love children’s literature and i love the children’s section of barnes and noble). there’s a small stage in the children’s area. a stage is all my children need. they immediately jumped up on the stage and began dancing. right there in the middle of the book store my boys put on a chorus line show. it was great.

arrived

“fred” the name of my ipod (truthfully the name of most anything that i have ever named that doesn’t breathe) arrived today. i have charged it, loaded it and now i am listening to it off and on (technically i’m watching 24 right now – the greatest show presently on television – but i will start listening to “fred” again as soon as the show is over). you may all rest easy now.

beautiful feet photo pool

meaghan is the first person to add some pictures to the beautiful feet photo pool on flickr. if you went to on the beautiful feet trip and took pictures please consider adding them to the group. it’s really easy and by doing so we all get to enjoy them. if you have trouble joining the group or adding pictures just contact me and i’ll walk you through the process.

santa claus is coming to town

santa
for some unknown reason santa went wandering through our neighborhood saturday. he walked up the street stayed at the corner for a little while and then walked back down the street. i tried to make him stop and then sit in his lap but he didn’t seem to thrilled by that. i guess i’m probably on the naughty list now.