this is completely hilarious.
a guy in chicago goes into a muffler repair shop to rob it. when he is told by the employees that they had little money on hand and that only the manager, who wasn’t there, could open up the safe he responded by giving them two phone numbers to reach him at when the manager got back. he left promising to come back when they called. of course, they called the cops instead. the police officers came to the shop and they called the guy at the two numbers. since he believed that the manager had returned he came back to the muffler repair shop waving his pistol to get everyone’s attention. so one of the cops shot him in the leg.
this guy is a real genius.