My Thoughts on a Good Funeral

When I searched my Google Photos account for “funeral” this image of “The Exorcist” came up and I thought it was funny that out of all my stored images this is what Google Photos correlated with the search term “funeral”. So I decided I would use it as an image for the post. Obviously the image has nothing to do with my thoughts on funerals … unless Google knows something I don’t.

As a pastor and a chaplain I not only officiate many funerals but I also think that as a chaplain I probably attend more funerals than many other ministers. Seriously chaplains attend a lot of funerals because you have connections with lots of different people from many different areas of life, not just the people in your church or friend/family circle. When I first started writing this blog post (some months ago) I had attended /helped officiated 6 funerals in the four weeks prior to starting to write the post. Funerals are simply a normal part of my daily life. I have experienced some really amazing funerals and I have been present for some horrendous ones.

Before I give my thoughts let me just say these thoughts are from my white-middle class perspective. Other cultures have very different funeral practices and my thoughts might go against the grain for those practices. For example, Hmong funerals in our area. So just remember these are my thoughts from my perspective. I think they may be helpful but if their aren’t just ignore them.

So here are my few thoughts on some attributes that help to make for a life-giving funeral :

  • It is personal – I don’t mean by this that it is small or intimate. I have watched as some officiants tried to talk personal about the deceased and I was fairly sure that every one in the room could tell that the minister had never actually met the person who he/she is eulogizing or spent anytime with the family members to hear stories about the deceased. The most amazing funerals I have ever been a part of have involved the minister also being one of the ones who grieves, but I have also seen some funerals where the minister didn’t know the deceased but had obviously spent enough time with the relatives to speak of the relatives’ thoughts and feelings and these were still wonderful funerals

  • It is genuine – I am not suggesting that we speak ill of the dead, but I have been to a few funerals where all that was said about the deceased was overly positive, vague, overarching, and pretty much meaningless. Everyone’s a saint when they die is only true for those who really didn’t know the deceased. Some of the most amazing funerals I have ever been to have acknowledged the deceased’s faults in such a manner that you knew people loved him/her despite, and sometimes because of, their faults. Two people got up at my father’s funeral and talked about how cheap he was and all I did was smile because I knew that they actually knew and loved my dad and his cheap ways. I’ve been to funerals were lots of flowery words were said about the deceased that everyone in the room knew weren’t true. “He would give the shirt off his back,” but no one can name an example of him doing anything close. “She loved her family greatly,” except for the family members that she hurt over and over again. Cliché, cliché, cliché, ad infinitum because that what you say when you feel like you can’t say the truth.

  • It acknowledges death – this one may seem a little strange because you would think that a funeral would obviously acknowledge death but often they don’t. We are so scared of death that we no longer like to even call them funerals. Nope, we call them “celebrations of life” and we talk about everything except the fact that we are going to miss our loved one and that their absence hurts. At funerals we gather together to help each grieve. Sometimes that grief involves laughter and smiles but those laughs and smiles come with sadness and pain. If we just run away from the pain then we don’t help anyone grieve.

  • It points beyond itself – Yes I am a person of faith but I think this is true regardless of whether a person is actually a person of faith or not. I believe funerals should remind us of things that are bigger than ourselves. Specifically I believe there should be a connection with the divine but even if you aren’t a believer I think that funerals should help the living to have a long view of life. When it points beyond itself a good funeral allows those who have died before us to shape what we leave for those who will come after us. Funerals help us to think in terms greater than our own existence on this earth.

  • It has some structure – The worst funerals I have ever been too have had no structure whatsoever. Everything doesn’t have to be written down and planned but please have a little structure. Have the people doing the eulogies think about and possibly write down what they are going to say. Figure out the music beforehand (seriously I have been to a funeral where people were scrolling through a phone trying to find a song that they thought the deceased would like to play on the sound system). Some structure recognizes that there are people at the funeral with varying degrees of grief. Some are just there for the family and want to let the family know that they hurt with them. Others are there to be comforted and need to be comforted for a long time. A horrific scene is when you can tell that a large group has taken off work to be there for the family and they begin to realize that this funeral isn’t going to end when they had been told and they are going to need to make other work or childcare arrangements or just duck out without giving their condolences to the family. I have seen people squirm. Whereas I have been to some highly structured funerals full where every word was prescribed that were still amazingly personal and meaningful.

These are just a few of my thoughts as someone who goes to many funerals. What I know is that I hope for those I love to have funerals that help all those who love them, including me, to grieve their loss , remember the deceased, and most importantly point to the God of life Who is there to comfort all who grieve.

Spurgeon the Pacifist

We are up to the hilt advocates of peace, and we earnestly war against war. I wish that Christian men would insist more and more on the unrighteousness of war, believing that Christianity means no sword, no cannon, no bloodshed, and that, if a nation is driven to fight in its own defense, Christianity stands by to weep and to intervene as soon as possible, and not to join in the cruel shouts which celebrate an enemy’s slaughter. Let us always be on the side of right. Today, then, my brethren, I beg you to join with me in seeking renewal.

(From An All-Round Ministry, a college address in 1880)

I’m just posting this here for my neo-reformed friends who love Charles Spurgeon but also seem to be very often pro-war.

White Christians Shouldn’t Be Able To Support White Supremacy

If you profess Jesus as Lord then you profess an Ancient Near Eastern Jew to be the King of Kings and Creator and Sustainer of the universe and Lord of your life. Because of the Christian belief in the incarnation He will also always be Jewish. The Father and Spirit might be without race but the Incarnate Word was Jewish and remains Jewish. He didn’t give up His race when He was raised from the dead for the resurrection was just that … a resurrection. It wasn’t some purely spiritual thing. It was bodily resurrection. Jesus ate and allowed people to touch Him. He was still incarnate as a dark-skinned man and when He ascended into the presence of the Father He did so in that same body. So it makes no sense what so ever for a Christian to ever be racist or support white-supremacy.

Yet I know it happens.

We’ve all seen it happen.

But I still have hope because I believe the good news here is that the church continues to grow in its understanding of what our faith means. At one time the majority of the church supported slavery, but slowly the teachings of Jesus so convicted disciples of Christ that slowly but surely the church turned away from slavery and helped society to do so too.

Martin Luther King paraphrased a sermon of the Reverend Theodore Parker with the following famous line. “The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.” As King I believe that Jesus is reshaping the world away from its sinfulness and brokenness. One day He will finalize that redemption. Until that day we our lives should continually “bend toward justice”. Over the past century some parts of the church in the US have done better than other parts in understanding this. For example, that modern revolutionary Presbyterian minister Fred Rogers is a great example of racially bending toward justice.

And other parts of the church have been slower on the uptake here. My own denomination, the Southern Baptist Convention, is an example of being slow in bending toward racial justice. Still the teachings of Jesus bend toward justice and that changes those who are honestly trying to follow Him. I am reminded of this when I often see prominent leaders within my denomination say things that I know will cost them with some people but continue to help us to “bend” as a denomination.

For example, Beth Moore

And Ed Stetzer

The arc is really long and I can’t see with my own eyes where it actually ends in justice. That horizon is simply too far away for my eyes to see. But I believe I know the dark-skinned One Who stands at the end of that arc and I believe slowly but surely He changes things in His church. I want to work towards the justice that I believe He bends the universe toward.

So let me state this as plainly as I can. If you profess Jesus as Lord and you hold racist views or vocally or non-vocally support white-supremacy then you are, at best, an idiot. At worst you are sinning and participating with the demonic. When I have done this I also have been an idiot. Thankfully I believe in a dark-skinned messiah Who forgives us our idiotic, at best, and sinful/demonic, at worst, ways, and our salvation rest in His faithfulness not ours. Still we are idiots when we hold or support racist views and actions.

Don’t be an idiot. Don’t be racist. Don’t support white-supremacy. Be like Mr. Rogers.

Small is Beautiful – An Ode to Small Churches

Ok this won’t actually be an ode, 1st because without looking it up I’m not exactly sure what an “ode” is (I just did. An ode is “a lyric poem in the form of an address to a particular subject, often elevated in style or manner and written in varied or irregular meter.”), and 2nd, now that I know what an ode is I also know that I don’t have the skill to write an ode (yes Pamela I hear you “anyone can’t write an ode if they just put themselves to the effort and don’t judge themselves for not writing like John Keats”).

Nope I just liked the sound of the phrase “An Ode to Small Churches” and thought I would use in the title of this post concerning how I love small churches. So let me start with this statement, I LOVE SMALL CHURCHES! In particular I LOVE MY SMALL CHURCH!

At one point in my life my idea of ministry was bigger and better.

I often heard the statement “healthy things grow” as the measure for success. The mindset being that if you are faithful as church you will grow in numbers. I seriously bought into this mindset. If your ministry was effective your church WAS GOING TO GROW.

The problem with the statement “healthy things grow” is manifold, but here are a couple of problems I initially have with the analogy: 1st it nullifies some of our true examples of successful ministry, the greatest of which is Jesus’ ministry. Jesus’s ministry probably peaked with Him having around 25,000 followers (This is an estimate derived from the feeding of the 5,000 and guesstimating the women and children who would have also have been followers) to around 500 followers right after His resurrection (1 Corinthians 15:6). In Jesus’s case healthy ministry shrank. 2nd the analogy doesn’t work in nature either. Healthy things only grow to maturity, if they continue to grow they aren’t healthy. Gigantism is a significant health issue. Organisms grow past their systemic capability and the organism sufferers as a result. We may still be enamored with such growth in organism (who doesn’t love photos of the world’s largest dog?), but we need to make sure and not mistake gigantism for being healthy – it isn’t healthy, it is suffering. Healthy things mature and maturity in nature implies a cessation of growth at least in size.

Please don’t hear this as a “megachurches” are bad rant. They aren’t. I was a part of a megachurch at one point in my ministry and I thought it was a great church. All I am saying is that megachurches shouldn’t be the goal. We need them and some people relate better to them, but that is simply a different style of church, not a better style of church. Small churches are different and that difference offers up some real advantages. Advantages that I love.

I think of megachurches and small churches as being like Starbucks and Ruby Coffee. Starbucks can do things that Ruby can’t. There are opportunities, especially of efficiency, with megachurches/big business. But there are also opportunities that Ruby has that Starbucks doesn’t, or small boutique businesses versus Walmart. I prefer small boutique businesses because of their advantages, other prefer Walmart. Both are fine by me. The same is true with small churches compared to large churches. Both have their opportunities. One isn’t necessarily better than the other. I think we should celebrate those opportunities, rather than the definition of success being that a church become a large church. This is one of the reasons that I loved that Mike Yaconelli, one of my heroes, used to describe his church as “the slowest growing church in America.” He celebrated the opportunities that came from his church being small, rather than striving for it to become “successful” (i.e. a big church).

So here are a few things that I love about our small church:

  • Over the past week I know of at least 1/3 of the “threads” helping someone with significant service. This is the past week, not counting the week before when we had a major storm, when I know even more people were helping others. This was stuff that was organized by the organization church. Nope this was the members of the body making phone calls and sending texts to set something up themselves to help some. That’s a big deal. When I was at Parkview Baptist Church in Baton Rouge at its largest 1/3 of the attenders would have equaled 700 serving on their own initiative without the pastoral staff organizing a service event. Such numbers would have thrilled us.
  • We were supposed to have a baptism gathering two weeks ago. The whole gathering was focused around these baptisms. Three days before the gathering an emergency came up and we had to rearrange everything on the fly. Know whose “panties got in a wad” over the change in plans? Absolutely no one’s, because this is what you do in a small community. The community is more important that the program.
  • People can and do interrupt me during the message to ask questions, add something, or sometimes disagree and nobody ever thinks anything of it. I was at a large conference where someone once tried to ask a question and that question was shot down immediately. I was also at a service where a person went into cardiac arrest and the service continued while the person’s needs were taken care of. You know what would happen at most small churches if someone had a cardiac arrest during the service? Everything would shut down and focus on the needs of the person and his/her family.
  • In the past year over half of the church has led in one form or another during our worship gatherings. This includes singing, preaching, reading scripture, playing instruments, etc.
  • Here’s one that may seem different. I believe there is often more diversity at smaller churches. Small churches need everyone that is a part of them, so small churches often put up with a great deal more difference and uniqueness than larger churches. At a larger church if someone is different from you then you can just avoid them. At a small church that isn’t possible. At a small church you get used to the other person’s idiosyncrasies and love them for and in spite of them. “He’s not weird, that’s just Robert, we all know what he is like and love him.” I love the diversity that this leads to in Tapestry. We have people that are very different from each other in everything except for Jesus.
  • Small churches are often noisy. This might sound like a bad thing but I think it is lovely. I love the fact that our gatherings are full of the normal noises of life. Babies crying, whispered jokes, bibles dropped, etc., etc. Sometimes there might so few people that you can actually hear someone’s stomach growl. You can’t avoid noise in a small church because there aren’t enough people to hide it. A large churches often try to shape the service to avoid distractions and “usher in God’s presence”, small churches remember that God is already present in the noise of everyday life because whether you want it to be or not there will be noise in a small church gathering. Our God is too big to be chased away by a stray sound.
  • Because of our small groups I know that almost half the people at one of our normal Sunday gatherings have read at least the whole New Testament. That’s a huge percentage of the church and makes for some good interruptions during the message.

There are many other reasons that I won’t get into (we have homemade snacks at our welcome table, if something goes wrong a “thread” just gets up and fixes it, our kids regularly get to be a part of worship – from drumming during the music, to singing into mics that may or may not be plugged into the board) etc., etc., etc.) concerning why I love the small church that I get to lead. And again this isn’t putting down large churches. I am really thankful that there are large church for people to go to that need a large church. All I am saying is that rather than small churches being looked at as merely future large churches or failing, we should recognize that small is beautiful and often they are one of the best places for genuine maturity to happen.

Small churches are beautiful and this is a good thing since 60% of the churches in the US have less than 100 people actively involved in them.

I love my beautiful small church.

Some of the Best & the Worst

Pam and I were raised in and the boys spent their early years in hurricane country and yet last week was the first time I have ever had a house substantially damaged by a storm. Last Saturday we had straight-line winds that reached around 90 mph (which I now know is called a Derechos wind storm) and they tore down a healthy 75′ white pine which thought it would be a good idea to plop down on our garage and house. White pines are not known for their wisdom in finding places to lay down. So basically the garage is destroyed, but thankfully no one was hurt, the house itself is barely damaged, and we have insurance.

Noah and I blame the whole incident on the fact that we were watching “Boss Baby” on Netflix while the storm was going on. Darn you Alec Baldwin!!!!!! I can’t help but think that if we had been watching “The Outlaw Josey Wales” this would not have happened. The lesson here is never watch Boss Baby.

I’ve been a part of friends’ lives who have had similar, and much worse, situations, but I have never been through it personally. This past week I was reminded of how good my friends are. The day of the storm we had people just come over and help us. This doesn’t include the people who called and offered to help who Pam and I also very much appreciate. Nor does it include the people from out of state who reached out to make sure we were ok and even said to let them know if insurance didn’t cover something. We are surrounded by amazing friends and we are very thankful for y’all.

Thanks to those that showed up Saturday everything that could be moved by non-professionals was taken care of before evening came on the day of the storm. One of my neighbors had hired some landscapers to clean up his trees (he lost 6) and debris and I talked with them concerning coming over when they were done. There were 6 of them and they were charging $60/man hour (high but fair for the circumstances). We had so much help that I went back over to the landscapers and told them I wouldn’t need them, all the work they would have done was completed by friends who had come over to help us. Some of these were “threads” (Eric G is a beast with a chainsaw) and some from other churches. I know of many “threads” helping in other places and if you are interested I know of another spot in which we can help this week.

An inside view. Those are rafters resting on Pam’s car.

Unfortunately I also know of some circumstance were people tried to take advantage of the damage the storm caused. Unless my interactions in the near future change dramatically I will begin to steer people away from one local company because I don’t believe they have acted ethically. Charging 5 to 6 times your normal rate might be capitalistically good on the short-term but you probably lost one customer who would be using your service for the next 5 years and who loves to refer people to services he believes in.

Unfortunately we don’t have video of the actual fall. Just right before it and then later.

Since last Saturday, and for the foreseeable future, we are now on the storm tourism tour. People stop in front of the house and take photos to send to others to convey what the storm was like. I get it because I have done it. I’m fine with it. Take your photos and be in awe of the power of God’s creation. Just please don’t pull into our driveway while we are working and stop us from working by trying to ask us questions to satisfy your curiosity (yes this happened). I’ve got work to do. If you would like to ask me about the storm I’ll gladly answer your questions if you put on a pair of gloves and start helping. Otherwise, just dry by slowing, pause briefly, and take your photos. Sorry, my grumpy old man side is peaking out.

Anyhow, as I said above, Pam and I have great friends and we are very appreciative for all of y’all.

I am so Proud of You

This post has nothing to do with Mr. Darcy or Colin Firth but 1) it was the first image that popped up in my Google Photos when I searched for “pride”, and 2) I figured I would get bonus points with Pam for posting an image of Colin Firth, who, thanks to her, I know to be the best Mr. Darcy adaptation.

I know I have mentioned this before at church and I believe I have mentioned it on the blog before – I am a world class eavesdropper. I think I get this from my mom, who is a world class snooper/stalker. It may be creepy, but I enjoy listening to other people’s conversations. Ok, so it is  little creepy when I think about it.

Anyhow, the two guys beside me at Emy J’s right now are pretty easy to listen to because they are loud talkers. So it isn’t even really like I’m trying to eavesdrop on them. 🙂

It is a young guy and an older guy talking about pretty deep issues. The thing that has hit me is how often the older gentleman has told the younger one that he is incredibly proud of him. These haven’t been throw away lines. The older gentleman has said specifically why he was proud and what has impressed him most about this young man.

“I am so proud of you” is an incredibly powerful statement and one that I believe many people long to hear and unfortunately don’t very often. It was such a pleasure to hear this older gentleman tell this younger guy how proud he was of him. Without even having to try very hard to eavesdrop I could tell that it was also meaningful to the young man.

Not Cool Futon Cushion Taker

Earlier this week I posted a much loved futon as a CURB ALERT. A Curb Alert is a post that basically says “hey this is free and on the curb so come and get it”. It is a great way to let someone else use something that you no longer need. They get a benefit out of it and the item on Curb Alert avoids going into the landfill. Curb Alerts give the earth a hug.

So I posted the Curb Alert on Facebook and Craigslist. Here is what it said:

I put the Curb Alert on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist. Mr. Cushion Taker seems like a Facebook guy.

The best of all worlds.

First, it is free! Can’t find a better price than that.

Second, it is only comfortable to sleep on for a day or two at most so your guest won’t stay for the third day because it will hurt their backs by the third night. It is actually comfortable to sit on so if your friend sleeps sitting up then three day guarantee is null and void. Make sure and don’t invite people over who sleep sitting upright.

Third, my basset hound Clive would regularly lay on it so it has been covered in basset hound comfort and there is no greater comfort than a comfortable basset hound. Seriously these dogs know how to relax .I’ve included a photo of him so that you can see how relaxed he is. You want to be this relaxed.

First come, first serve. If the listing is up it is still in front of my house so there is no need for you to message me. If you message me asking if it is still here I will probably be snarky. I’m in training to be a grumpy, old man. STAY OFF MY LAWN! 🙂 Just come and get it. 

I was excited about someone else getting the futon rather than just taking it to the dump. So today I saw a person in a white Grand Caravan get out and look at the futon for a minute or two and then get back into their minivan. I couldn’t really see them from where I was in the house but I could see the edge of the futon so I knew they hadn’t taken the futon. Later on I walked and discovered that Mr. White Minivan had actually taken part of the futon. He took the cushions and left the frame.

Not cool Mr. Cushion Taker. There is an unwritten rule of Curb Alerts – you don’t make things worse for the person doing the curb alert. Well at least that is the unwritten rule that I live by on Curb Alerts. Mr. Cushion Taker you made it where I still have to deal with the futon frame and now no one else is going to want the frame. So I have to deal with getting rid of the frame. Really not cool Mr. Cushion Taker and you were driving a Grand Caravan, I thought we minivan guys looked out for each other.

Faithful vs Religious

Sunday morning at Tapestry I spoke out of Luke 22:47-53. In that passage three people/groups performed actions that looked one way but actually lived out the opposite.

  • Judas looked like he honored Jesus with a kiss, but he actually betrayed Jesus
  • Peter thought he was defending Jesus, but he actually did the opposite of what the Prince of Peace wanted.
  • The leaders thought they were protecting Israel from a rebellion, but they were actually delivering Israel into the moment into darkness.

Looking or sounding pious is much easier than actually being pious. Faithfulness is the result of lots of small choices that point toward the One you have faith in. It is always easier to make grand proclamations than to actually live out the commitments that those proclamations concern.

I recently heard a on a podcast or read in an article (I can’t remember which) that every choice has pain and reward within it, and whichever comes later (the pain or reward) is usually the greater. So If I chose to abstain from donuts in the morning I face the pain of not enjoying the deliciousness that is a cream dunker, but I receive the reward of better health. That reward lasts longer than the brief pain of not tasting that little piece of deep fried heaven. Or if I chose to not cleanup after myself I receive the reward of a little rest, but the pain of a bigger mess to clean up later on. It is the old delayed gratification thing, one of the most valuable lessons any of us can learn.

I believe this fits into faithfulness:

It is easy to say something is most important to you, it is different to actually live like it is important to you. For example:

  • Many people say family is most important to them …. few make the daily decisions to put their family ahead of themselves.
  • Many people say they have found the love of their life … few make choices that actually put that love first.
  • Many people dive into hobbies … few people put in the years necessary to actually become good at the hobby.
  • Many post memes and images reflecting that they care deeply for a cause … few actually make choices that reflect that care.
  • Many say they faith in Jesus shapes them … few actually let that faith shape their daily lives.
  • Etc., etc., etc.

None of this means that the proclamations aren’t good, just that they aren’t really the goal. The goal should be faithfulness. Proclamations, bold gestures, symbolic activity, and specifically religious actions are good when they help us to be or become faithful. The good ones do this, when they are used properly.

Our cats are pretty good when they hang out with Clive. It is when they are on their own that they revert to their natural evil selves. 🙂

I think faithfulness is partially why I like dogs better than cats. You know that cats would be all about bold proclamations that only lasted as long as the proclamation was helpful for the cat. ‘I love you when you scratch my chin. NOW STOP!!!!!!” Whereas a dog is going to be faithful. “You’re going to walk over there? Oh okay I’ll wake up and walk over there too.” Don’t get me wrong, I like our cats. I probably just don’t like your cats. Whereas I probably love your dog.

Anyhow I hope I make choices that lead to faithfulness. I know I usually want to do so.

Podcasts I am Listening to Right Now

Those who know me know that I listen to a fair amount of podcasts when I drive, run, or doing other activities.  Between driving for chaplaining, walking Clive, and running I listen to a fair number of podcasts during the week.

Mockingcast – Started listening to this one because of Conor H. Great discussions of faith and everyday life. 

White Lies – Great one off podcast series concerning investigating the 1965 murder of Rev. James Reeb in Selma, Alabama.  The format is very similar to Serial and S-Town.

Code Switch – podcast on race and identity issues.

The Uncertain Hour – Their tagline is “Because the things we fight the most about are the things we know the least about.” So each season they take a subject that is often argued about and explore it. 

Make Me Smart – Podcast by Marketplace concerning the economy, technology, and culture. Best interview question around, “What is something you thought you knew but later found out you were wrong about?”

Stacking Benjamins – Personal finance podcast, my second favorite one after the Clark Howard Podcast.

A Good Morning

It is a pretty good morning. Thanks to Fawnda I scored a free chocolate, caramel, pecan scone at Ruby Coffee and thanks to a conversation with Noah last night I am listening to the Talking Heads at the moment (BTW it is a parenting victory when your 22 year old son knows who the Talking Heads are and knows specific songs to recommend – in this case Psycho Killer) while trying to deal with my vision insurance to get reimbursed for my eyeglasses, answer some chaplain questions, and consider Luke 22:47-53 for Sunday’s message at Tapestry.

Also it isn’t raining, which is a pretty big thing in Wisconsin recently.

I hope your morning, dear reader (or more accurately Mom), is as good.