i’m a statistic now

yesterday i pulled into the local bp that has 79¢ diet cokes (oh yeah!). when i was entering the store a senior adult lady (i’m guessing around 80) asked if i could help her find her loaner car’s fuel catch release. she said her car was being worked on and she couldn’t figure out how to open the trap door that would let her refuel the loaner car. of course, i told her i would gladly help. i went over and looked in the usual areas. when that failed i bent over to look in the glove box. when i did that she suddenly said “is this it?” and reached over to push a button on the dash. of course, while she was doing this she rubbed across my buttocks!

that’s right an 80 year old lady may have fondled me!

i didn’t know how to respond to this possible violation so i simply said “you’re welcome” when she smiled and said “thanks.”

SIDE NOTE – PAM UPDATE – she’s doing very well. she’s not 100% but she is able to do a lot of what she would normally do. this means that she has been able to actually go to work this week but she has been completely worn out by the end of the day.

SIDE SIDE NOTE – with pam feeling better i’ve been able to get out more and therefore noah and i have gone fishing several evenings after supper. noah caught this 17” smallie this week.

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fireworks sunday 7.5.2009

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i never would have imagined it but the stevens point fireworks sunday night had the best finale i have ever seen. after a great evening at tapestry it was a really nice nightcap.

the week in tweets – 2009-07-04

  • i love my kids. noah spent his "reverse tithe" money on supplies for HIV victims and adam bought grip tape for a kid that drives him nuts #
  • @zmikko – that's funny in reply to zmikko #
  • based on a tweet i just read i am wondering if it is a good thing to be able to see a church building from 10k overhead? #
  • Why does the voice on my GPS calm me and drive completely nuts at the same time? #
  • Google maps and my GPS overestimated the time of my travel by AN HOUR! It's nice to be early but that was an hour I could have slept. #
  • I was supposed to be able to fish during my free time at the camp I am speaking at. Unfortunately 54 degree windy weather has canceled that. #
  • @joshross – i liked it – mainly stuff from his sermons. in reply to Joshross #
  • @dannygilliam – no i prefer 54 degrees – it's just that last year at youth camp we had 80's and it was amazing. in reply to dannygilliam #
  • i have mixed feelings – turns out i was "defriended" on facebook by someone that i was leaning toward "defriending" myself. i feel unloved. #

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an example

the one thing

the danish philosopher sören kierkegaard stated that purity of heart is to will one thing. i believe the above perch, that i caught while preaching at the blba youth camp, was pretty pure in its desire to eat. it is my belief that you have to be a pretty focused fish to attack a lure that is 90% of your own body mass.

just so you know that i can actually catch bigger fish i’ll post this photo of another fish that i caught at lake bird. this one is an 18” largemouth.

the week in tweets – 2009-06-27

  • wishing my dad in particular, but all the other dad's out there too, a happy father's day – thanks for taking care of us brats! #
  • @johnthemember – thanks & i relax all the time. i guess today i'm relaxing from relaxing too hard 🙂 in reply to johnthemember #
  • here's the link i mentioned tonight at tapestry concerning the in home care kits we're building http://bit.ly/Z1C5z #
  • parenting dilemma thy name is noah – went to 3 hr activity today that required water & hat. i saw he forgot them. do i bring them to him? #
  • i've been RT'd by @shakesp . you know you are writing fine quality tweets when shakespeare retweets them 🙂 #
  • @jesslawrence1 – i half-way wimped out. it's 90º & humid so i brought him water but no hat = a slight sunburn to remember next time 🙂 in reply to jesslawrence1 #
  • @allisonrichmond – yes – this is why we refer to adam and noah as "an heir and a spare" in reply to allisonrichmond #
  • @allisonrichmond i half-way wimped out. it's 90º & humid so i brought him water but no hat = a slight sunburn to remember next time 🙂 #
  • @meganckelly i half-way wimped out. it's 90º & humid so i brought him water but no hat = a slight sunburn to remember next time 🙂 in reply to meganckelly #
  • @ppolnaszek – because they always end up being crucified 🙂 in reply to ppolnaszek #
  • i started choking on a piece of corn and pam said, "i would do the heimlich but it's not allowed in my recovery plan until week 6 postsurg." #
  • @ppolnaszek – nope because i haven't even once come close to crucifixion yet – apparently i'm not doing something right. in reply to ppolnaszek #
  • i smell like smallmouth bass after a couple of hours of topwater smallie fishing … mhmmm … life is good. #
  • @johnthemember – most definitely. corn jokes should be silky, organic, and just POP out … see? in reply to johnthemember #
  • just in case you were wondering … I HATE RUNNING HILLS! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!!!! #
  • @bsheets – just one that i know of and it's manmade – the railroad underpass at michigan and patch. there is a mile i run back and forth on. in reply to bsheets #
  • @ppolnaszek – 🙂 in reply to ppolnaszek #
  • it's finally raining! about stinking time! #
  • @bsheets – my youngest son is thrilled with the trade your cavs made today. they might stand a chance now – but probably not 🙂 #
  • The really interesting question isn't 'what job do you do' but 'what job do you WANT to do?' – Alain De Bottom #
  • But you know that when the truth is told..That you can get what you want or you get old – Billy Joel #
  • @bsheets – great movie. in reply to bsheets #
  • I'm watching the ceremonial process of becoming one … aka their wedding. Very beautiful! #
  • just finished building the temporary fence that will allow dogs to play in the backyard while I slowly build a picket fence. #
  • noah and i just finished watching "up" – WOW! what an amazing movie. a kid's movie, my butt. #

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fathers day & operation MWPM

happy father's day

once again i love our church.

at this point there aren’t many of us in tapestry that are dads but we wanted to celebrate the few of us who are fathers by doing something that is consistent with who we are. for mother’s day i stole an idea from some of my friends at the ring in baton rouge and tapestry gave our thread mother’s gift cards indicating that three mother/daughter kits had been bought from world vision and given in their names. we guys are different though. we need something to fight for. we need someone to fight for. i talked with a couple of “threads” and we decided that fighting for kids was a worthy way of honoring the dads in tapestry. so we donated to invisible children to help fight for kids who are having their childhood stolen from them by being forced by the LRA (LORD’s resistance army – a blasphemous use of GOD’s name because the LORD has nothing to do with this movement) to be child soldiers. it fits with who we are and most every guy wants to fight for someone who need his help.

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the second thing we did for father’s day was “operation blessing” or what i like to call “operation mess with people’s minds.” at tapestry it is said all the time that “the church is the people not a building.” being a nomadic church it is typically easy for us to remember this. tonight a couple of us thought it would be a good idea to take this known fact a little further into our lives. typically people “tithe” to the church so that the “church” can do ministry. of course, when you believe that the people are the church it seems pretty obvious that it should sometimes dramatically affect how we view ministry and tithing too. we decided this was one of those times. so our gathering tonight ended with me placing in front of everyone a basket with $150 worth of $5 bills to “tithe” to the church (a.k.a. the people). i asked everyone to take whatever they thought they could use to minister to those around them during the week. the goal is to use these small resources to show the love of GOD in small acts to those around us. that’s what tithing is for, right? one person said that had a neighbor that needed a screen door but couldn’t afford it (many houses around here don’t have a/c because it doesn’t stay hot very long and always cools down at night – in such situations open windows and doors are the main way of cooling the house). automatically a couple of people joined in with their $5’s to make it happen. quickly several other things were mentioned. next sunday should be fun hearing all was done through simple acts of $5 love.

SIDE NOTE – tonight at the tapestry gathering i announced that we had the opportunity to supply, build, and send in home care kits to help children and adults in africa that are struggling and dying from AIDS. we will be collecting resources over the next few weeks and then on july 12th we will put these kits together after our sunday night assembly. we have to deliver them to rochester, minnesota by july 15th so that they can be shipped with other kits from other churches. each kits costs around $100 and i am sure our little church can do at least 5 but my secret dream is 10. if you’re a thread here’s the list for making a in home care kit.

the week in tweets – 2009-06-20

  • The boys drug me outside to see a Lamborghini in a neighbor's yard – I'm old because all I thought was "expensive driving phallic symbol" #
  • Crap – if only Kevin Garnett had been healthy. Things would have been different against the Celtics. Stupid Lakers. #nbafinals #
  • Noah & I thought it would be fun to ride our bikes to his baseball game. Wouldn't you know it, it's starting to rain. #
  • Reading Ephesians 1:15-23 for Sunday and loving on Cash's song "Personal JESUS!" WOW! REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH! #
  • @zmikko – the same is true on the edges 🙂 in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko -not sure i completely agree with that statement but since limbaugh is a jackass, & leading, there is probably some truth to it. 🙂 in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – that's cool – i wasn't trying to defend air america in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – sorry about apparently offending you with limbuahg – i thought we were using humor in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – though it does seem odd that you attack that considering you call our president labamba 🙂 in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – you do realize this is twitter? how do i provide facts for limbaugh being a blow hard? maybe his hypocrisy on drugs and marriage? in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – oh okay – "jackass" is my pet name for limbaugh then 🙂 in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – i've looked. you do provide some facts but the crap like the birth certificate is a red herring and you know it. in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – no mention of policy where? in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – that's because he doesn't set policy – at least i don't think he's ever had that much control of the rnc – who knows though. in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – because it gives you guys such fun being mad 🙂 and of course, the far wing would just find some other conspiracy in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – please refer back to the aforementioned hypocrisy on drugs & marriage – that was my mention – also it's a pet name so that's good? in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – 400,000/304,059,724 (us pop as of 7/2008) = 0.1% – not very significant – look a fact, you've taught me well 🙂 in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – if it's agreed that he's not an illegal then what cover up do you hope to expose by hoping to find a "fraudulent" birth cert? in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – i'm guessing you won't take snopes.com as facts but i'm not sure who else you would want to view the cert. http://bit.ly/OfIbu in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – ronic from the guy he dismissed the un"INFORMED" earlier in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – actually i believe the '08 dem platform is more consistently prolife than the rnc's in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko glad you think so BUT the rnc platform was simply to reverse roe which doesn't get rid of abortion – just sends it back to states in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko & since repubs have nominated 7 of 9 supreme's they obviously don't want to reverse it and get rid of the issue in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – dnc platform wanted to continue but reduce abortion – i can at least work with that- it was also anti-death penalty a prolife iss in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – as for people seeing the actual birth cert -dir of health & dir of vital stats from his home state have – their people 🙂 in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – that's a state's rights argument and isn't prolife or not – it's trying to coopt prolife for its own agenda in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – btw, about to have to start supper so i'll be quiting soon in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – thats hard to believe when a 7 of 9 majority can't overturn one case – smacks of not wanting to overturn it but use it as an issue in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – then why should i trust them & vote for them? why should any prolifer? in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – don't assume so much – i don't hold dem or repub, conservative or progressive ideals. trying to hold biblical ones. in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – sometimes this means one side, sometimes both, and many times neither. in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – sorry that description could fit either one – which one were you talking about? again, read my last tweet – i'm not FOR either one in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – which election? which race? not always the same party. in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – come to think of it i've never voted for a party – party votes seems kind of stupid to me. i do however votes for individuals. in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – i'm assuming presidential elections here. '08 obama, '04 bush, '00 bush, '96 dole, '92 bush, '88 bush. fit your pattern? in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – agreed with more of his platform, not a big fan of continuing some of bush's policies, no longer believe the rnc on abortion, etc. in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – some of the etc. includes not believing rnc is family friendly beyond slogans, in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – don't depend upon a political part to bring about CHRISTian ethics. CHRISTians do that. my vote was because i believe in reduction in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – a platform of "get rid of roe" doesn't do anything about abortion – it just pretends to so that people will vote for the party in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – which part? in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – the platform on abortion involved reduction – remember "safe, legal, and rare" – more truthful than "we'll overturn roe" in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko – i agreed & i'm opposed to abortion BUT IMHO doing something is better than nothing which is what's happened since nixon in reply to zmikko #
  • @zmikko -but saying "we'll overturn roe" has been a great way to keep the religious right voting republican who cares that it won't happen? in reply to zmikko #
  • noah's baseball season is officially over now. they made it to the second round of the playoffs & then lost. #
  • @theboy1der – color me green in reply to theboy1der #
  • @theboy1der – thanks bud. you're the best. in reply to theboy1der #
  • i just finished massaging pam's butt – not in a good way – it was to help with nerve pain. #
  • @jesslawrence1 – that will intimidate them. in reply to jesslawrence1 #
  • "develop a servant, get a leader: develop a leader, get an ego" – unknown author #
  • conducting work at Emy J's coffee house is one of my favorite things EVEN when my laptop is covered in cat hair – SUPID SHEDDING CATS! #
  • @exchangedliving – i hate to jump in on a causey-trinity conversation but i heard you were the favorite b/c of your sickly childhood 🙂 in reply to exchangedliving #
  • there is pure comedy in watching some people parallel park – thus far 8 minutes worth of such comedy … and still counting #
  • To Belt's or not to Belt's? That is the question. #
  • @meganckelly – that's great. how long did it take for you to realize this? in reply to meganckelly #
  • @natebyrd3 – great movie in reply to natebyrd3 #

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excuses, excuses


first let me state something obvious – cousin’s sandwiches suck. some people around here like them but not a ton of people. of course, as the sign shows it is a lot easier to blame the economy for a shop going out of business than it is to blame one’s business model, product, or self. it’s always nicer to place the blame on someone or something else. it makes us feel good.

the same is true with CHRISTianity. it’s easier for us to say that the world is changing or people want a “cafeteria style” religion, etc., etc. than it is to maybe admit that sometimes we simple are doing a lousy job of presenting the gospel. we do like our excuses.

i don’t believe that the “product” we offer the world is a failure (i feel terrible to refer to JESUS as a product but it is merely an analogy). HE never fails but i do think that we fail in conveying HIS message to the world. sometimes we just need to admit when it is our fault and change our methods so as to convey the message of HIS love. rather than making excuses that demand that the world change so it can hear our message, we need to change to convey the always consistent CHRIST in ways that everyone will understand.

excuses may be easier but they don’t accomplish anything good.