casey strikes out

Casey At Bat picture photo stampsince the new year i’ve been playing racquetball with bill pruitt so that i could eventually accomplish my goal of quitting paying racquetball twice a week (i had to start playing twice a week so that i could eventually quit playing – this is a goal i know i can eventually reach). over the past couple of months i have been regularly beating him. nothing bad but i have had a running streak of consistently beating him. since, i don’t have much in my life to brag about it felt good to know that i could always fall back on beating bill in racquetball. this has been my conversational “ace in the hole”. anytime i entered a conversation in which people were bragging i knew that i had my racquetball victories to fall back on. they might brag saying “i’ve just discovered a cure for sinus congestion” (a discovery they should be very proud of) but i knew that i could respond with “well, i consistently beat bill pruitt in racquetball”.no matter what someone else was proclaim as great i’ve always been able to declare my wins against my pastor in the adult equivalent of “wall ball”.

this was true until earlier today.

i lost to bill pruitt in racquetball. i could make up a mirade of excuses but the truth is he beat me. sure my game was off, i had a burger king whopper sitting on my stomach, i was dealing with emotional strife, my ankles were bruised, my eyes were blurring badly, my kidneys were bleeding, my dog had just been run over, i had just ended a fight with my kids, and my hairline was receding. yet none of that matters. bill beat me somewhat fair and square. it’s a terrible, no-good, rotten day

we’re knights of the round table


i can’t sleep again tonight. it’s the oddest thing, i’ve basically given up cafeine (“basically” here means that i’ve gone from 6 to 8 diet cokes a day to one every other day or so – i’ve allowed myself 3 in seven days). i was sleeping fine before doing this but i figured that i would sleep even better if i turned into a caffeine-nazi. it appears that i figured wrong. ever since dramatically cutting back on the caffeine i’ve had incredible difficulties sleeping. earlier this week i was only get three or so hours of sleep a night. who knew that caffeine was actually helping me to sleep better. 🙂

anyhow, while i’m stuck in the land of insomnia i am watching monty phyton’s “search for the holy grail.” a truly great movie. it’s so sad that pam, my wife, doesn’t understand it anyhow, for you’re enjoyment i’m including the lyrics to the “camelot” song. i hope you enjoy.

we’re knights of the round table, we dance whene we’re able.
we do routines, and border scenes, and footwork imp-e-cable;
we dine well here in camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.

we’re knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
the many times, we’re given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
we’re often mad in camelot, we sing from the lie of hamalot!

though we’re tough and able,
quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
between our quests, we seek and rest and impersonate clark gable,
it’s a busy life in camelot:

i have to push the pram-a-lot!

the summer stuff begins

for the next two weeks (May 29 through June 12) i’ll be doing the summer youth ministry thing so i probably won’t be updating this blog very often (if at all). i will update i after that with some of the stuff we’ve done and tell you how it went (or how it completely filed – either way works for me).

i’m working on a evangelism video for the end of the summer. i’m going to combine video and pictures of every teen that asks CHRIST to be his/her lord via our ministry during this summer and combine it with david crowder’s “heaven came down” from the lime CD. i want to make it in the “ken burns” style that he uses for his documentaries. i’m convinced that the greatest incentive for my kids to share the gospel will be a reminder of the glory brought to CHRIST through what has already happened. in addition to this, i believe the video will be something thatthe parents of each of these kids will want to have. i’ll write out more details as it comes together.

i got to do a wedding yesterday for a former student. i love doing wedding for kids i love. it’s a priveldge to be asked to be a part of such an important day.

found!

pam found my keys yesterday (i posted about losing my keys april 26th). in losing those keys i was not quite as big of an idiot as i thought i was. you see pam found them in her lingere door (which is the top drawer of our common chest of drawer in our bedroom). when i come into the house i usually try to place my keys beside my wallet holder on the chest of drawers. what apperently happened was that i placed my keys on top of the chest of drawers and then accidently knocked them down into the top drawer. apparently they fell on a side of the drawer that pam doesn’t use much because she didn’t see them for a month.

anyhow, i now have my keys back, in addition to having a spare set from the set i had made a month ago when i lost those stupid things. i’m ready for the next time now.

“saved”

i just finished an interesting blog entry on the movie “saved” that will be released friday, may 28. the blog is done by walt muller who heads up the center for parent / youth understanding (cpyu) a corny name but a very good writer. he writes about media and entertainment and how CHRISTianity can be engaged in the conversation that is happening within film and television. he does a very good job of encouraging that conversation. anyways, i haven’t seen the movie so i won’t comment on it but here’s his blog entry.

videos for worship – may 26, 2004

here are the two videos that we are going to use for the view this week (may 26, 2004).

this is our announcement video. we went to siegen lane here locally and videoed cars. i then found some kids to act as drivers celebrating afterwards. next came the creation of the graphics and animation using swish. finally, i video myself and alan, the assistant youth minister, acting as commentators. this was then all pieced together with studio 9. very easy to do though quite cheesy. the idea was “stolen” from www.youthgroupvideos.com and then maybe improved upon.

the next video is our worship openning. it is based on psalm 105. i videoed teens after last week’s midweek service, asking them “what have you seen GOD do recently?” i took a few of their responses and then pieced them together with various transitions. i then videoed the mouths of different people reading lines form psalm 105. these were pieced together with just fade transitions giving them an almost moph-like quality. finally i added titles for the question, scripture reference, and ending and added david crowder’s “end of october” form the lime cd.

here’s the first video – of many

last week i said that i would put up a link to the first video i made with pinnacle studio 9. well here it is – click here. this was a rally of churches held at the louisiana state capital to shoe support for the bill banning cloning of human life for the purpose of sacrificing for organ parts.

the file is 21 megs so it’s a large file.

you can view the same thing with a much smaller file (6 megs) via real player by clicking here.

“are you a minister or entertainer?” : steve taylor – youthworker journal

articles : “are you a minister or entertainer?” : youthworker journal: “The result of this bogus question is that we’ve managed to communicate to our young people and to the artists among us some thoroughly unbiblical concepts. The first, which was pointed out to me by the English journalist and poet Steve Turner, is that God has a hierarchy in the world of work. At the top are evangelists, missionaries, and all those in full-time Christian service. The next rung would be doctors, nurses, and all other caregivers; then come teachers, veterinarians, law enforcement, the guy who invented smoothies, and close to the bottom of the list we find artists and anyone else working in entertainment.”

steve taylor – the musician – wrote this article in youthworker back in 2001 – i was subscribing to it back then but some how i missed this article. it’s a great article. he’s whole point is that we’re supposed to do all that we do to the glory of GOD so why do we pull this whole “is your rock band about ministry or entertainment” crap? praise GOD for p.o.d. and six pence and the others who “crossed over” and are now being “salt and light” in a very dark world. GOD has used them and will continue to all because they are entertaining people and being CHRISTians at the same time.

with that said, i think the real question comes down to us youth ministers are we “ministers or entertainers?”. i’m not asking if our stuff is boring or fun – ours is fun in my opinion but you would really have to ask the others around me. and i’m not trying to say that all our stuff should be serious. what i’m trying to say is that all of our stuff should be about ministry – meeting CHRISTians’ needs and helping them to glorify GOD with their lives.

the reason for this is that we are supposed to do “all for the glory of GOD” and this means doing what you’re supposed to do. ministers are supposed to minister. i’ve been around some who don’t and i go through times where i don’t. ministry can be a royal pain in the butt – though usually it is the greatest job ever. at certain times it because easier to be concerned about the “tasks” of what we do rather than the ministry to and with our people. i really think music ministers have the hardest time with this.

we’ve got to be about ministering to people.

it begins

i received the pinnacle studio 9 software late yesterday afternoon and loaded it on my computer this morning. i took advantage of the fact that CHRISTians across louisiana were gathering at the louisiana capital building to show our support for a legal ban against cloning human life to then be sacrificed for others (a form of slavery that is completely evil). i went to the capital to video the event and then make something for our sunday service.i came back to the church at about 3:30 and i had between then and 5:00 to learn the program and make a video.

it’s was extremely easy. of course, all i was making was a “music video” cataloging the event. it was nothing special but it was incredibly easy. here are the steps.

  • the program automatically downloaded the DV from the camera and divided the film into scenes based on when i started and stopped the camera.
  • i had the choice of “story-boarding” the movie or doing the whole thing on a time line. swapping between these views was extremely helpful for determining how much longer the video needed to be for the background music.
  • with the footage divided into scenes it was easy for me to “plop” those scenes in the order that i wanted. here’s a screen shot.
  • i was able to edit the scenes through the “clip properties” (extremely quick and easy)(screen shot of the clip properties dialog – it shows you the first and last frame and you just drag the two handles to where you want it to start and stop).
  • i was then able to add transitions (screen shot of the transitions) simply by dragging them to the area i wanted and then i simply added a “soundtrack”.

the whole thing was incredibly easy.

of course, i haven’t played around with changing any of the setting so it’s all very basic right now. the settings will be played around with later.

i’ll place a link up to the web-version of the video tomorrow.

now it can be told

i mentioned in my last entry that i would eventually tell the story of my dad’s t-shirt. now is the time for me to do that.

when i was an elementary & middle school student in dothan, alabama baseball was a large part of my life. since, it was also a large part of my brother’s life it just naturally became a large part of my whole family’s life. we spent our nights at westgate park eating corn dogs and nachos while shouting for our friends and family who were playing ball. it was allot of fun. in fact, it was so much fun that my dad decided to get into the act by coaching. now my dad is smart enough to know that if he coached me or my brother he would either be too hard or too soft on us. so instead of coaching my or kenny he coached the league right under my younger brother’s league.

my dad is a great salesman. he could sell ice to an eskimo and sand to a desert nomad. he’s good and he knows a good advertising opportunity when it comes before him. coaching baseball was just such an opportunity. he realized that he would be coaching the kids of people who might have connections for increasing his company’s sales. of course, dad would have to be subtle about it. he knew enough to realize that it wouldn’t work to just walk up to a kid’s parents and say “hey, little johnny is playing great but you know you’re business sure could use some help.” so my dad decided to use subliminal messaging to convey his message. subliminal messaging is where you sneak a message into the field of vision of the people you want to attract. you advertise your product without them ever realizing that they have been exposed to advertising. my dad’s subtlety came through a t-shirt.

at that time my dad managed a company called unijax. unijax was a paper and janitorial supply company. this means that they sold printing paper, cleaning supplies, various chemicals, and the grand-daddy of all products … toilet paper. this was the product that my dad wanted his team parents to buy. after all, the economy might go south and people might neglect buying other products but no matter how bad it got everyone was still going to buy toilet paper. it’s a recession-proof product. floyd, my dad, went to a local sporting goods store and had them make his t-shirt. this way he could wear it to baseball practices and the games and the parents would have this message embedded in their minds. what message was it that he wanted them to remember? what would be the single point that all those parents and in fact the whole ball park would remember? the t-shirt said …

unijax: the toilet paper people

my dad wore brown socks, bermuda shorts, and the “toilet paper” shirt to all his ball games. of course, all my friends picked up on this. people would come up to me and say “hey, you’re dad’s the toilet paper guy, right?” it was a hard image to live down. so if you wonder why i am the way i am it’s because of the “toilet paper” shirt. it has haunted me for years.

i’m sure most of you don’t believe this story but it is true and if i can find a picture of the t-shirt i’ll post it so you too can enjoy the horror.

btw, that shirt supported me for a large part of my life so i really don’t bear it any grudge – sort of.