Uhmmm. No!

Saw this tweet from Oprah because of Pam.

I should probably explain the Pam/Oprah relationship before I do anything else. Basically, Pam is driven crazy by Oprah. She really can’t stand most of what she experiences from the Oprahverse. This tweet that Pam just sent out kind of sums up Pam’s feelings concerning the world of Oprah.

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So someone that Pam follows on twitter retweeted an Oprah post. I could tell something was up because Pam screamed “ARGH!” I’m pretty sure Pam just unfollowed the person who retweeted this just because the person retweeted an Oprah post. Like I said Pam is driven crazy by the Oprahverse.

So here’s the tweet.

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I guess Jesus would fail this Oprah test because He pretty much did exactly what she just condemned. Jesus could have protected Himself from those who wished to hurt Him but instead He went like a lamb to slaughter to sacrifice Himself for the world. I like His plan better than Oprah’s.

Please Collaborate With Me

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I don’t usually write blog posts just to threads but this post is just for those of you who are a regular part of Tapestry. My proposal has been approved and therefore the research begins. I am doing a project to judge the effectiveness of collaborative sermon preparation. This means I need some subjects for the project. I am looking for 6 to 12 people to form two groups that will be a part of the project for 6 weeks.

Here is what I need from the people who volunteer.

  • A commitment to be at Tapestry October 14th through November 18th.
  • A commitment to participate in a weekly message prep meeting (most likely on Sunday mornings) either October 7th – 21st or October 28th – November 11th.
  • A commitment to participate in a Google Document discussion for whichever 3 week time period you collaborate.
  • A commitment to complete a questionnaire for each message you listen to whether you collaborate on that message or not. I will ask you to complete the questionnaire the night of the message and again later in the week. These will be online or paper depending upon your preference.
  • An interview at the end of the experiment.

Interested? You will be helping me out and, I believe, shaping the future of the message at Tapestry. You will also earn my undying gratitude and possibly some jambalaya, salsa, or a beanie baby.

Apparently I Am A Bad Pastor

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The above image is a screen shot from the final proposal for my D.min project / dissertation. I am going through the corrections that the style reader (the person I pay as a part of my tuition to suggest corrections for  my proposal so that meets the Turabian style requirements) placed in my proposal. I just found the above correction where I am apparently described “religious affiliation” as “religious affliction.”

Whoops. I’m not sure if that is a Freudian slip or not.

According to Eric G. this makes me a bad pastor. He is probably right.

Over-spiritualizing

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Right now the small group that Pam and I are a part of (which I love) is reading through Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s classic book “The Cost of Discipleship” (which I also love). In his chapter on “Single-Minded Obedience” Bonhoeffer discusses our tendency to over-spiritualize Jesus’s statements and commands in such a way that we actually disobey the commands while thinking that we are obeying them. We take the command of Christ and think to ourselves

He obviously didn’t mean that literally. No He meant that I should live out the spirit of the statement. He just used the literal/physical example as a way for me to understand His actual meaning.

Then we disobey the command of God and actually think we are obeying Jesus. I love the example Bonhoeffer gives.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer states:

How is such absurdity possible? What has happened that the word of Jesus can be thus degraded by this trifling, and thus left open to the mockery of the world? When orders are issued in other spheres of life there is no doubt whatever of their meaning. If a father sends his child to bed, the boy knows at once what he has to do. But suppose he has picked up a smattering of pseudo-theology. In that case he would argue more or less like this: “Father tells me to go to bed, but he rally means that I am tired, and he does not want me to be tired. I can overcome tiredness just as well if I go out and play. Therefore though father tells me to go to bed, he really means: ‘Go out and play.’” If a child tried such arguments on his father or a citizen on his government, they would both meet with a kind of language they could not fail to understand — in short they would be punished. Are we to treat the commandment of Jesus differently from other orders and exchange single-minded obedience for downright disobedience? How could that be possible! (p. 81)

It seems odd to say that sometimes we over-spiritualize Jesus. After all, I believe that Jesus is 100% God & 100% human. I think you could argue that such over-spiritualization isn’t spiritual at all. It is just another face that we use for disobedience. Still I think Bonhoeffer nails it because sometimes we (read this as “I”) use the “spiritual” to avoid the literal words/meaning of Christ.

Chosen Profession

I love and I am honored by what I get to do. I am reminded very often what a wonderous thing it is to be trusted enough to be some one’s minister. It is a gift that I hope I live up to. I hope that I function in such a manner as to be as close to worthy of God’s calling as I can be and that I live in such a way that I show respect for my friends for the trust they put in me. Like I said, I love what I do.

But…

If I were to do something else I would seriously consider following Pam’s career path as a speach language pathologist. I feel like I am amazed by something she has done at least once a week. I know part of it is the fact that my wife is incredible but the other part is that she works in a fascinating field. What she does makes a real difference in people’s lives and it is very challenging. I’m not looking to change careers but I do think that what she does is real cool.

Existential Pop

Clint Barron sent me a parody twitter feed that I think is hilarious. It is the feed of @KimKierkegaard which combines the profound thoughts of Søren Kierkegaard with the “profound” thoughts of Kim Kardashian. He is a sample of this awesomeness.

From this @KimKierkegaard’s feed I found the wonderfulness that is @Justin_Buber – a combination of the Martin Buber and Justin Bieber. Which leads to wonderful thoughts such as this:

So now I am considering doing my own parody twitter account. I’ll not go down the existential route but I am instead thinking two German loves. I am considering combining Dietrich Bonhoeffer and David Hasselhoff. He would be Dietrich Hasselhoeffer.