This is great. It’s a confession from the cookie monster concerning his problem with cookies and with people calling him a monster. It begins with:
Me know. Me have problem.
Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn’t normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.
It makes me laugh. You can read the entire post here at McSweeney’s.