you should kill alan

today i found out that alan wrote my real cell phone number in a bathroom stall. now you may be asking yourself, “how did robert find out this information?” well the answer to that question is that i received an anonymous phone call from some strange guy who had seen my number written on the bathroom stall at barnes and noble and decided to give me a call.

next time you see alan please kill him or just email him and tell him he’s a jerk. 🙂

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